1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,128 Look up 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,755 What do you see there? 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,006 Nature and stuff 4 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,674 - Rocks - And a tree 5 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,384 Great North! 6 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,805 You can breathe deeply here 7 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:14,932 Catch some fish 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,850 Look at the bear 9 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,146 Great North! 10 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,856 We live here 11 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,399 We will stay here 12 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,318 From the longest night to the longest day 13 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:29,321 In the Magnificent North 14 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,662 Judy! 15 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,456 Judy, move your ass, it's urgent. 16 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,417 What do you want, Alanis? 17 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,503 This is serious. 18 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:45,629 Okay, cool. 19 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,006 All my imaginary ones streaming services are down. 20 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,675 And that was so important? 21 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:53,095 Fiona Apple wanted to reset the router, 22 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,264 but he doesn't know how to do it. 23 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,975 And I won't sleep without stories. 24 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,144 And you called me because you were bored? 25 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,063 I'm going through a crisis here. 26 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,648 Great, so you understand. 27 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,692 Will you tell me Frasier or something? 28 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,444 There will be no Frasier. 29 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:12,573 Tomorrow is the annual dance competition on the ice in Lone Moose. 30 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,616 And I'm stressed. 31 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,077 Are you talking about competitions? 32 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,787 which you and Moon do you always win effortlessly? 33 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,747 Yes, usually, which is great. 34 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,000 This is how we create an emotional bond, while he grows up 35 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,502 and we are growing apart. 36 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,046 But this year that won't happen. It's a disaster. 37 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,048 So why don't you tell me about it? 38 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,218 But in the form of a movie, 39 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,720 since my internet went down. 40 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,680 I have to tell you about the problems with my brother 41 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,557 in the form of a script? 42 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,393 Is there a chance for a romantic comedy? 43 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,562 I just feel like it. 44 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,230 It's not a romantic comedy. 45 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,524 It's about my brother, yuck. 46 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,193 Okay, I'll imagine that the colors are brighter 47 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,945 and everyone is beautiful. 48 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,906 Wait, I'll come down to you, to make it feel like a pajama party. 49 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,036 - Go ahead. - All right. 50 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,704 My brother Moon and me 51 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,581 we have always been different. 52 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:03,874 Very. 53 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,043 - It's like love and hate. - Exactly. 54 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,419 But there is one place 55 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,504 where we get along. Ice rink. 56 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:10,589 SEVEN YEARS EARLIER 57 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,673 Welcome to the annual 58 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,467 ice skating competition in Lone Moose. 59 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,553 Presents Mike's Ice, Manly Ice. 60 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,473 This is Judy and Moon Tobin. 61 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,434 Technically they were better 62 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,728 but we were cute as hell. 63 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,023 40th LONE MOOSE SKATING COMPETITION 64 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,110 Sponsor of the competition 65 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,404 is Mike's Ice, manly ice. 66 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,907 Now in a mini version for women. 67 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:40,243 We have been winning for seven years 68 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,871 and I thought we would win this year too. 69 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,790 Then the problems started. 70 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,793 Judy, in such a romantic comedy 71 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,796 a strange friend appears main character. 72 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,799 Something weird was happening 73 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:57,177 in my father's love life. 74 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,680 Great. Let's get to that mysteriously. 75 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,349 Beef, I don't understand why don't you use binoculars more often? 76 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,268 I see fish in situations that they would rather leave to themselves. 77 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,187 If the lighting is good, 78 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,564 I prefer to use binoculars. 79 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:12,109 That is, eyes, but jokingly. 80 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,195 Let them take him to Showtime at the Apollo. 81 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,697 There you go, a new boat. 82 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:19,366 I think they want to anchor near us. 83 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,869 Great. Neighbors on the water they are like neighbors on land. 84 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,830 Who's sailing there? 85 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,333 woman, curly brown hair, purple glasses 86 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,709 and I guess… 87 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,295 Does she have a wedding dress? 88 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,880 - What happened... - It's impossible. 89 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:34,965 Oh God. 90 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,467 Code bright pink! 91 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,052 Bright pink! 92 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,762 What about you? 93 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,514 Dad, this is what we trained for. 94 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,932 Get to the trunk. 95 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,309 What's going on and where did this trunk come from? 96 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,728 In fact, you weren't there when we practiced. 97 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,022 It's Zelda Blop. She went to high school with her dad, 98 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,816 I want to marry him… 99 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,443 Wolf, don't talk, swim! 100 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,611 Right. Honeybee, secure the hatches. 101 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,863 I don't know how. 102 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,156 I thought that was just what they said. 103 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,658 Never mind, we're leaving. 104 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,368 Meanwhile on the other side of town 105 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,078 our beautiful heroine Judy, that is me, 106 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,873 She was just going to the ice rink for training 107 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,458 with his partner Moon. 108 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,251 Then she realized 109 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,253 that her wonderful world 110 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,796 it's just an illusion. 111 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,799 Moonie Tobin, it's time to do what we love, 112 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:21,261 and which, by the way, is the only source our emotional connection. 113 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,556 I won't go looking with you interesting garbage in the gorge. 114 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,475 I have stupid ice dancing practice 115 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,310 with my stupid sister. 116 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,103 I like to win, 117 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,396 but it's so embarrassing 118 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,357 that at this age I dance with my sister. 119 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,984 Especially since she's pushing me around 120 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,944 and makes me wear a stupid outfit. 121 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,696 Unlike characters from a romantic comedy 122 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,031 I didn't just run away. 123 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,200 I waited to make sure 124 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,410 that Moon won't say the opposite, 125 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,370 what will make this part she will be less mean. 126 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,499 I'd rather do anything else. 127 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,210 There is no other way to interpret it. 128 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,420 That's why they always run away. 129 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,215 I already know, Alanis. Thank you. 130 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,594 So yes, it was… 131 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,638 Where did you get the mask? 132 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,432 From Skyphora, would you like it? I blurted out a few little things. 133 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,518 -Alanis. - What? 134 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,520 This is late stage capitalism, Jude. 135 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,355 I don't care about corporations. 136 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,606 You found out that Moon 137 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,108 - I don't want to go with you. - Ride. 138 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:20,278 It's not a real romantic comedy. 139 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,989 At first I was surprised 140 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,617 but then I realized 141 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,079 that I could have guessed what Moon thinks about me. 142 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,414 Hey Moon, can we dye some T-shirts? 143 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,916 No, thank you, Judith. 144 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,417 Moon, I'm going to the mall. 145 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,379 I will offer help to single mothers, who give their all. 146 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,964 - Do you want to go? - I can't. 147 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,800 Something just came up. 148 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,718 He doesn't like you. 149 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,720 I know when we were little 150 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,722 he was like my shadow, he adored me. 151 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,307 But apparently the shadow ship has sailed away 152 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,227 and all I could do was get angry. 153 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,480 I could still hear his words in my head. 154 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,024 “I'd rather do 155 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,943 anything else.” 156 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,862 Other. 157 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,531 How nice of you to come, Moon. 158 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,992 We start by recalling the layout or… 159 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,785 Sure. We can too 160 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,705 do anything else. 161 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,291 Okay, here's the deal. 162 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,586 Maybe we can work on this what doesn't work for you. 163 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,629 Like the beginning, the middle 164 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,798 - and the ending. - Okay. 165 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,717 I don't want it to turn out like this 166 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,594 that I will take care of it myself. 167 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,096 - What? - You know, 168 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,015 that I will be the only one doing something here. 169 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,810 I'm the one who does the hardest work. 170 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,813 Please, you're tripping over your own feet 171 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,775 and everyone still falls for your charm. 172 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,069 I can do a double toe loop. 173 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,240 Sometimes it comes out. 174 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,534 I don't want to worry you 175 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,411 but I could be in a couple 176 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,747 with the worst old man, 177 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,666 and I would have won it anyway. 178 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,585 Is it? 179 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,462 I would win with anyone. 180 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,173 Knowing romantic comedies, I bet there's a bet coming. 181 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,091 Then you assume correctly. 182 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,218 So why don't we up the ante? 183 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,763 We will choose each other's partners 184 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,806 and we'll see who wins. 185 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:14,184 I will choose your partner and you will choose mine? 186 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,854 You wanted it yourself. And you're kicked off my team. 187 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,230 Forever! Spadówa. 188 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,566 I'll leave, but not because 189 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,026 that you told me to. 190 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,570 I'll be back here same time tomorrow 191 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,947 to find you the worst partner. 192 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,324 Will you come yourself? 193 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,992 - Good. - Yeah, I know. 194 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,994 I said it right away 195 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,829 not that I made it up now. 196 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,415 What about your dad and that stalker? 197 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,125 Can we go back to them? 198 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,420 This story had quite a twist too. 199 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,716 We can't live like this. 200 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,218 If we beat you like this every day, 201 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,679 this won't help our backs. 202 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,138 We must act. 203 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,599 I'll prepare a special one cereal mix for exes. 204 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,310 We'll go there and get it over with. 205 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,229 Me and Zelda are not exes. 206 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,355 Okay. 207 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:03,400 Then I'll make a dip for informal relationships. 208 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,693 Better make some cereal. 209 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,529 So that there are no dishes to donate. 210 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,325 I'm coming now. 211 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,911 Hey neighbor, we brought… 212 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,663 Beef! 213 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,498 - I missed you. - Okay. 214 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,125 You found me. 215 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,919 You parked right next to it. 216 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,422 Is this your boat? 217 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,301 I forgot that you live in my city, 218 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,303 where we went to high school together. 219 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,223 You're still wearing your wedding dress. 220 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:38,184 You flatter me, and speaking of weddings... 221 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,310 Dad, run away. 222 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,938 Meet my new fiancé. 223 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,816 Were you waiting outside the door? 224 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,485 Yes Sir. Nice to meet you. 225 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,321 - I'm Ribbert. - Like the sound of a frog? 226 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:53,116 No, Ribbert, that's a common name. 227 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,326 But everyone calls me Ribeye. 228 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,746 Nice to meet you, Ribeye. 229 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,457 Beef, don't be jealous. 230 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,833 You had your chance. 231 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,752 That's right, don't be jealous. 232 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,128 Congratulations. 233 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,297 Now get off our boat. 234 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,382 Ribeye and I are going to make love. 235 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,967 Wonderful. 236 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,220 You see? She has another fiancé 237 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,388 you have peace of mind. 238 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,724 I was never her fiancé. 239 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,309 Oh, Ribeye! 240 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,352 Oh Zelda! 241 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,481 The boat is rocking and I can hear everything. 242 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,775 What an extraordinary couple. 243 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,652 Speaking of couples, before I could look back, 244 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,156 Moon and I were at the rink again. The bet has entered into force. 245 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,950 Judith, I've picked you a new partner. 246 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,410 Someone you described once 247 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:40,538 as the most annoying one of my friends. 248 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,041 - This is Russell. - Hello, Judy. 249 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,584 It's me, Russell. 250 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,337 Although I don't think 251 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:51,591 so Russell won't be annoying, 252 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,051 has a certain… 253 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,345 Some ability to stay on ice, 254 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,430 which will give us an advantage over you 255 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,432 and your new partner. 256 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,935 'Cause you found someone in Lone Moose 257 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,187 who can't skate. 258 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,022 God, why didn't I think of that? 259 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,692 Yes Sir. Say hello to my little friend. 260 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,361 This is our big brother Ham. 261 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,739 Hey, be careful. 262 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,574 I have fingers here. 263 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:24,415 You used to be a team, and now you are enemies. 264 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,210 And you have a bet. Our romantic comedy is getting started. 265 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,045 Where did we end up? 266 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,131 The big evening is getting closer, 267 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,508 so it's time to practice in costume. 268 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,343 You put on this disco ball. 269 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,928 So that… 270 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,138 Oh God! 271 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,806 What is it? 272 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,433 - What's going on? - Sorry. 273 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,644 I've had terrible claustrophobia ever since 274 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,480 when on my seventh birthday a bouncy castle descended on me. 275 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:50,108 Now I know why Moon chose you. 276 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,985 But apart from that 277 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,987 so overall I drive great. 278 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,947 Moon knows about this? 279 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,115 This is a new thing. 280 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,159 I just finished intensive father's figure skating course 281 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,911 with my mom's boyfriend, Jamie. 282 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,372 We danced to Just the Two Of Us. 283 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,083 - Don't talk. - I'm talking. 284 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,253 It turned out that Russell isn't the only one hiding something. 285 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,088 Meanwhile, at Dad's boat... 286 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,841 Beef! 287 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,844 - Zelda? God. - Here! 288 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,512 Beef, it's the only way 289 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,764 so that I could talk to you without Ribeye. 290 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,516 We don't have to talk. 291 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,935 Beef, you're mine. 292 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,354 I can't watch you suffer, 293 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,690 - because I'm with him. - I'm not tired! 294 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,484 We were never together and we never will. 295 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,653 It hurts me too. 296 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,239 We'll find a way. 297 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,158 This is all I can give you for now. 298 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,620 NO. 299 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,914 Goodbye, my love. 300 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,500 - You're still here. - Roll me. 301 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,793 There's no way. 302 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,380 Zelda is back to her old tricks, 303 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,425 and I trained new ones. 304 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:01,179 I had a great time riding with Russell. 305 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,764 But it wasn't just about the skates. 306 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,266 Russell made me feel like I had a little brother again 307 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,018 who wants to spend time with me. 308 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,395 Classic, you found a new brother. 309 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,565 As time went on, we had more and more fun 310 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,817 just like it used to be with Moon, 311 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,278 before he thought that I'm too stupid for him. 312 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,113 It was only a few days. 313 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,616 I didn't want Moon to be jealous, 314 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,619 but he didn't know what he had, until he lost it. 315 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,163 It was definitely very difficult for him. 316 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,083 Yes. And in the meantime 317 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,503 that woman was still following my father around. 318 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,177 Hello. I'm fine. 319 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,470 DEATH WASH 320 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,481 Hello! 321 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,902 Complications, mistakes, women in garbage bags, 322 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,821 sad men filled with jealousy. 323 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,073 I give this movie a million stars. 324 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,659 I guess it's clean. 325 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,453 Let's get you out of here. It's late. 326 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,915 - It's definitely not clean. - Why do you say that? 327 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,918 Because Zelda is standing outside the window. 328 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,505 Cheers! What are you doing here? 329 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,591 I wanted Beef to know that I'm thinking about him. 330 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,803 Zelda, please. 331 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,723 Go back to your boat, to your fiancé. 332 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,807 I would like 333 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,977 but I'm too weak, I can't walk. 334 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,812 Oh Beef, grab me. 335 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,898 Oh no, he found out about us. 336 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,358 There is no "us". 337 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,818 I don't believe. 338 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,904 My best friend seduces my fiancée. 339 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,448 I'm not your friend. 340 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,324 Not anymore. 341 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,453 Boys, don't argue about me. 342 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,079 We will. 343 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,457 I challenge you to a duel. 344 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,541 Duel? 345 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,752 - With a gun? - NO. 346 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,547 I challenge you to a fistfight. 347 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,258 - A boxing match? - Yes, with little fists. 348 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,177 The winner will get Zelda forever, 349 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,430 and the loser will never speak to her he won't even look at her. 350 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,432 Let's calm down. 351 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,642 - I accept the conditions. - Dad! 352 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,603 I'll see you at dawn. 353 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,105 No, I have pilates in the morning, 354 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,607 and my afternoon is busy. 355 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,817 So the day after tomorrow. 356 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,153 And at 3 p.m., I want to sleep. 357 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,738 I'm bothering him. 358 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,407 - Well, yes. - Does it suit you? 359 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,993 Will we be knocking the day after tomorrow at 3 p.m.? 360 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,870 Fits perfectly. 361 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,872 Anyone else hear this? 362 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,292 See you in your dreams, my brave daddy. 363 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,670 Are you crazy, brave daddy? 364 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,673 No, I'm doing as Honeybee suggested. 365 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,134 I'm going to lose a fistfight on purpose 366 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,220 and I will never see Zelda again. 367 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,931 Please, call it a boxing match. 368 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,849 But other than that, great plan. 369 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,144 Thanks for inviting me to dinner. 370 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,355 I feel almost like part of the family. 371 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,357 Nice that you visited us, 372 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,651 but where are my two real sons? 373 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,153 Moon finally taught Ham a little ice skating 374 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,073 but an hour passes before they reach the gang. 375 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,324 Hi. 376 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,202 Hello, Moon. 377 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,622 Russell, you ride with my sister, you have lunch with her, 378 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,791 and now dinner? 379 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,710 You chose him as my partner. 380 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,546 Remember? You didn't want to hang out with me 381 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,965 and you took our relationship for granted. 382 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:27,260 I know, but you're going too far. 383 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,512 You want to make me jealous. 384 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,847 What? 385 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,474 Not at all. 386 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:37,103 I just want to replace you in the role of Judah's younger brother. 387 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,646 Did he really say that? 388 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,274 Yes. I don't know. It's midnight. 389 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,569 I'm paraphrasing. Anyway Moon fired Russell. 390 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,237 And then he said… 391 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,281 Look, Judy, I was wrong. 392 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,449 I can't ride with just anyone. 393 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,161 We can end the bet and announce the winner 394 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,163 and just perform together? 395 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,915 Do you think this is about a bet? 396 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,501 I heard what you said about me recently. 397 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,171 That I am great a stupid, embarrassing loser. 398 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,049 So forgive me, but I prefer to dance 399 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,968 with younger brother, who treats me well. 400 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,470 If anyone was looking for me, I will sew a new beak at my place 401 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,182 for the Russell penguin costume, because he swallowed the previous one. 402 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,396 It was a bet! 403 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,153 I'm ready for the big one emotional ending. 404 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,447 Meaning? You are up to date. 405 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,824 What? There is no option. 406 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,326 You have to get back together. 407 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,410 I don't think so. 408 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,704 This was all a few hours ago. 409 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,832 Moon has to run to the airport, before you fly to New York… 410 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,292 See? 411 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,211 He probably came to apologize to you 412 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,463 and beg for forgiveness. 413 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,633 Wolf, hello. 414 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,301 - Can I come in? - Sure. 415 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,720 I couldn't sleep. I saw that you didn't either 416 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,597 because you were sitting on the roof 417 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,724 and you were talking to the trees or something. 418 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,100 If you want to talk me into it 419 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,228 to perform with Moon, there is no chance. 420 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,562 Are you mad at him? 421 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,856 It's not just about what he said. 422 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,816 He was my friend 423 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,818 and he doesn't want to do anything with me anymore. 424 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,613 Do you remember how much time we spent together when you were ten? 425 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,115 Actually, no. 426 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,951 Because we didn't spend it. 427 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,911 When you were little, you followed me everywhere 428 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,329 and you wanted to do everything with me. 429 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,706 Then you grew up and stopped. 430 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,043 One day you told Kima, that I am a scarecrow, 431 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,754 on whom the witch cast a spell, to make him look like a loser. 432 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,215 True, I said yes. 433 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,593 It hurt me a little but I haven't changed. 434 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,803 You grew up. 435 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,346 It's normal to have siblings 436 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,973 goes through different phases. 437 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,642 - You pushed me away for a moment. - I think so. 438 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,270 But we're close again. 439 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,730 You idolize me again. 440 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,234 Do you think I'm too hard on Moon? 441 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,361 If your ten-year-old brother, 442 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,071 who thinks you're a fool 443 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,283 I want to do something with you you have an obligation to agree. 444 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,661 Because when the train leaves, it won't come back for a long time. 445 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,413 You're right. 446 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,373 It's time to mend your relationship with your brother. 447 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,667 No need. I know that I'm not a scarecrow, 448 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,378 who was cursed by a witch. It was, it's gone. 449 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,381 I mean Moon. 450 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,466 Well, yes. 451 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,177 I have to tell this to Russell. 452 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,097 I'll tell him. I can be gentle. 453 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,181 THE NEXT DAY 454 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,892 Hello, Russell. Judy is leaving you. 455 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,105 Why? 456 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,275 Dad's first duel. 457 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,943 Did I dress well? 458 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,237 - Ok honey. - Dad, do you remember the blows? 459 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:36,616 For example… Shit, I forgot. 460 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,285 UNKNOWN NUMBER 461 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,870 - Hello? -Beef. 462 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,955 Zelda, where are you? 463 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,624 It doesn't matter. 464 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,710 The important thing is that I will take care of Ribeye, 465 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,546 so that we can be together. I know you want it. 466 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,507 What do you mean? 467 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:57,470 Let's say Cupid's arrow works in love and war. 468 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,931 Dear God, Zelda wants to shoot Ribeye with a bow. 469 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,434 Beef, are you ready? 470 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,770 Give us a moment. 471 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:06,937 We have to find her. 472 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,398 It's definitely the white spot on the tree. 473 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,733 Ribbert, watch out! 474 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,489 My beautiful buttock. 475 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,533 Zelda, you shot Beef, so he won't hurt me. 476 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,577 Yes. 477 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,163 That's what I did, angel. 478 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,041 Wait a minute, Ribbert… 479 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,169 No, Honeybee. That's exactly what happened. 480 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,506 - Oh, Ribeye. -Oh, Zelda. 481 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,300 Sorry, Beef. You have to come to terms with the fact 482 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,843 that Ribeye and I were meant to be together. 483 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,304 In order. According to the terms of the duel 484 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,307 we will never meet again. 485 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,227 It won't be that easy 486 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,270 if we are to stay in the city. 487 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,190 - Oh God. - But I trust you, my friend. 488 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,109 Great words. 489 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,069 What else can these lips do? 490 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,824 Okay, it's time for us to go. 491 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,619 You are. 492 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,246 How's the fight going? 493 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,332 I saved the life of an alleged rival 494 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,209 and I got shot in the buttock. 495 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,420 It's like a duel. 496 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,796 Here we go. 497 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,174 I'm Ryan Seacrest, 498 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,386 and here's to your happy new year, America. 499 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,638 BABY YEAR 500 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,223 Happy new year. 501 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,101 They get along great. 502 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,812 Moon's lucky, you bastard. 503 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,693 Was I right? You got it that you are meant to be together? 504 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,862 Yes, because we care about each other very much. 505 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,156 But we also love winning. 506 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,658 Congratulations. And by the way, great story, Judy. 507 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,243 I can't wait for the second part. 508 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,579 Romantic comedies don't have sequels. 509 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,913 Have. 510 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,416 Haven't you seen Sleepless in Secaucus? 511 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,543 I'll tell you. 512 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,462 Imagine this. Dawn had broken in Secaucus. 513 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,964 Colin Hanks walks his pig. 514 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,008 Both of his wives are dead. 515 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,843 Damn, talk. 516 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,471 MIKE'S ICE MALE ICE 517 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:29,789 Manly ice. Now also for children. 518 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:30,873 Subtitles: Konrad Szabowicz